RUSSKI
“TRADE OR MEOW.”
Ex-KGB psychic cat turned underground Solana degen. He knows your seed phrase just by blinking at your PFP.
“TRADE OR MEOW.”
Ex-KGB psychic cat turned underground Solana degen. He knows your seed phrase just by blinking at your PFP.
Russki was once a covert joint-operation asset — part KGB sleeper agent, part Chinese psychic surveillance experiment. He was trained to decode encrypted wallet addresses by scent, extract seed phrases through dream infiltration, and manipulate memecoins with just a glance. But then something snapped.
After a failed psy-op in a Discord server called “BONK-chan Futures”, Russki went rogue. He disappeared into the blockchain, emerged six weeks later wearing a thrifted hoodie and holding 14 wallets fat with memecoin alpha. No one knows how he did it. He just stares at charts and says, “It’s already priced in.”
“Я был шпионом. Теперь я кит.”
(“I was a spy. Now I’m a whale.”)
TRUST NO BANK. TRUST THE CAT.
OFFICIAL $RUSSKI CONTRACT:
“He who chase green candle end up in Siberia.”
“IN SOVIET BLOCKCHAIN, CAT TRADE YOU.”
